The last thing I heard, were voices saying goodnight, and then I saw a white light! Yes! I'm gonna die tonight!
(see full version on wattpad.com @cuttingmysalvation I'm Gonna Die, by Megan Wolter
Jamie Taylor
32 / Male / your mom, United Kingdom
Straight / Single
Member since:
May 12, 2010
Last online:
May 18, 2010
Current rating: No rating yet/10 (0 votes cast)
You have rated JamieXDanielXTaylor
About Me
hii im jamie, i use my real name, so dont add me then ask me my name lol xP oh and my photos are actually me ^-^ I hate fakes. Im 18, in case u cant do the maths off my date of birth on my page. i will talk to pretty much anyone, but dont hit on me if your like 14 or whatever :/ i love music, i play guitar, bass, drums and piano and i love to write songs, which not many people get to hear coz to me they are personal. people tell me i should send them to the music mogels, but i dont want fame.. fame sucks.. and Efame sucks hairy monkey nipples. If your fake.. dont add me coz people like u fuck me off, im intelligent so dont try and play me, i will suss u out. Dont take my photos, coz i will come poke your eyes out with a sharp pencil mwahahaha In my spare time i like to play guitar, xbox it up, hang with ma m8s, go drinkin.. i smoke, idc if it will kill me, coz lets face it somethin is gonna kill us all, its just a matter of what and when, so keep your lectures to yourself. I love to skateboard with my ipod. My friends are my family, which is not just a crappy sayin, they really are. My cousin Johnny is my hero, he knows why =) one more thing, dont be shallow, dont add me just coz u think i look fit in my pics.. how about u get to know me as a person. try talkin to me. i spose thats just about it. wanna know more.. idk TALK TO ME ^-^
"Wanna be me, you can't you faggot, you bitch
You coward, you clown, you just wanna be down
So you - wanna be me, you bitch, you phony
You clone me, you wanna be son, I'm the one and only
But you - wanna be me, you suckers, you weak
You flunkies, you fake, you couldn't come close on my worst day"
ROFL!!! (me & sara)
JD says:
shut up!
sara jane. says:
noooo
JD says:
yepppp
sara jane. says:
or what
you'll get me with yer walking stick?
JD says:
yepp
im gonna zimmer yo asss
sara jane. says:
hahah
JD says:
shoppin trolley on wheels u
mo fo
sara jane. says:
moblitiy scootert
omg that was a chuckle and half
JD says:
imma gonna drive by shoot u from my electric wheelchair
sara jane. says:
gangstaaa
rofl
JD says:
gansta grannny
sara jane. says:
make sure you put your teeth in
grills and that
JD says:
who needs teeth
imma gonna gum u to death
sara jane. says:
roflll
JD says:
nom nom nom
sara jane. says:
iewww
JD says:
i will overwhelm u with my aromar of stale urine
i cant spell that
sara jane. says:
lmaooo
dirty bastard
empty your piss bag on me
lmaoooo
JD says:
and smell of cats and biscuits
lol no worse than the wee bag
sara jane. says:
biscuits?
lmao
JD says:
...... stoma bag u ho!
sara jane. says:
iew
so sexy
JD says:
init
sara jane. says:
i'll get mavis and the girls from bingo
we'll just woft our skirts
ko you in one
JD says:
lmaoo
ewwwiii
>pukes<
well thats nowt
sara jane. says:
lolll
JD says:
im gonna get george and the boys from the legion and we are gonna grandad fart u out of existance
sara jane. says:
iewwww
ott
:P
fuck george, he loved a good gumming on a tuesday, i'll go find myself another man
JD says:
lol get ya sen down the granny farm, check out the day room, GRAWRRRR! dribble bib derek is there xP
sara jane. says:
ohhhh yes now that's my kinda man
JD says:
well there is incontinant ian?
sara jane. says:
you're filth
what do you go by?
JD says:
lmaooooo
im jamie xP
u know my name dumb asss
ME & PASCAL (^^)
Pascal says:
0:
really?
why do u wank while watching deathnote?
0:
jayjay says:
coz i was horny lol
Pascal says:
lmao u wanked over L
jayjay says:
errmmm no specifically
not^
Pascal says:
what do u mean exactly by not specifically? :-O
jayjay says:
it was just a wank
u know
the im kinda horny so i need to have a wank thing
Pascal says:
u see L and u have a boner lmao
jayjay says:
not always lol
Pascal says:
only on fridays lol
jayjay says:
im not homo, but... hes askin for it lmao
Pascal says:
lmao how? :-O
jayjay says:
idk
its the hair
Pascal says:
lol
jayjay says:
hes an emo fagg
Pascal says:
he is lmao
jayjay says:
xP
Pascal says:
u wanked hwile watching deathnote
i'm just shocked lol
jayjay says:
i wank while watchin many programmes
its not selective
Pascal says:
oh spongebob is on lets have a wank
xD
jayjay says:
spongebob is horny
its the blue pants lmao
Pascal says:
lol yeah so hot
jayjay says:
grawwrr, yellow just gives me a hard on xP
