Hey, sorry if my dad just texted you bro. Was chilling with him when he got a notification on his phone and suddenly he was all like "shit bro there be a new muthafricking emo in the known universe. Gotta go warn his ass before it's too late!" And the big dawg above legit just took off! I myself am pretty Skeptical, but it's whatever. Don't tell God I said any of this though, he'd literally crucify me bro.

Hey, God here. Being emo is against the bible. I'll banish you to heck. You better check yourself before you wet yourself.

I'll steal your fucking bookbag

*Glances over suspiciously*

<b>*Flips Hair*

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you emo bitch? I’ll have you know I have boarderline personality disorter, and I’ve cut myself in more places than you can imagine, and I'm the master of self destructive behavior. I am knowlageable in tieing a noose and I’m the top edge lord in shadbase. You are nothing to me but just another lost soul. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with deleteing my messages on the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of shadlings across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, ass wipe. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can kill you BEFORE you can kill yourself. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with a noose. Not only am I extensively trained in self destruction, but I have access to the entire army of 4Chan and Shadbase, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” deletion was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held back. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will stab you and you will drown in your own blood. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. Ha Ha, you think I'm a fucking comedian huh? Well deep inside i'm the king of pain! So let's see who's laughing when my Glock 19 is shoved in your face.

and P.S, next time you try to over dose, don't choke on the Flinstone's gummy's.

My balls, your face. But on a serous note, get that edgy shit out of here!

Next time you try to delete any of my posts, I'll rip your right arm off and fist you with it.
n o l u b e .

Eat shit and die.

I'm going to call the admins to I.P. ban you.

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