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victhevamp
Posts: 2303
Chav jokes May 21 2008, 02:40 AM
I think everyone has heard the daft emo jokes like "my lawn is so emo it cuts itself" but what about chav jokes?
What do you call a Chav at college? The cleaner
lol anyone know any good ones?

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Sugar_Cane
Posts: 73
May 22 2008, 08:01 AM
If there are two chavs in a car and there's no loud rap music blasting out, what kind of car is it? A police car. Kinda crappy :P
victhevamp
Posts: 2303
May 22 2008, 01:24 PM
lol nice What do you call a Chav in a box? Innit.
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Tantra_B
Posts: 3019
May 22 2008, 05:38 PM
Here's two that's quite popular, "What's an Chav's idea of a free sale?" -An open Window. "What do you do if you run over a Chav?" -Reverse. Just to make sure. The second one isn't really much of a joke, but it's a darn well good idea! :D
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pixie_1989
Posts: 25
May 23 2008, 12:42 AM
hahahahaha ill do the second one lol they shud ban allll chavs lol
victhevamp
Posts: 2303
May 25 2008, 11:49 AM
should put them in prision and throw away the key :D
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xXeMoRaCeRXx
Posts: 18332
May 25 2008, 12:21 PM
Or in a room full of angry rockers!
victhevamp
Posts: 2303
May 25 2008, 12:48 PM
haha too right :D
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OurAndy
Posts: 32
May 27 2008, 12:24 PM
If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to run him over? It might be your bike. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? "What you lookin' at?" How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding? She is the most pregnant one. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint three stripes on it. Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out? Up the gary! What do you call a Chav in a boiler suit? Prisoner What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav? Fathers Day! How do you start an argument with a chav? Speak! What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house? The burglar. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe. Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride. What do you say to a chav at work? Can i have a big mac please? How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding? She is the most pregnant one. What do chavs use as protection during sex? A bus shelter!
victhevamp
Posts: 2303
May 28 2008, 01:07 PM
"Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs." LMAO that one is wicked! :D
SomeMorbidKid
Posts: 2574
May 29 2008, 03:26 AM
Not very good, but here's one: Whats the difference between a chav and a bucket of sh*t? The bucket
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Tantra_B
Posts: 3019
May 29 2008, 05:08 AM
That's not bad Roxi :P Haha, yeah I agree, the slinky one is uber-funny :P
victhevamp
Posts: 2303
May 29 2008, 06:05 AM
Why did the chav stare at the carton of Orange Juice? ...Because it had 'concentrate' on it. xD
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Tantra_B
Posts: 3019
May 29 2008, 06:47 AM
I didn't know chavs could understand and read such a long word... :P
SomeMorbidKid
Posts: 2574
May 29 2008, 07:55 AM
i love the slinky joke ^-^ Vic: lol! and Tantra, you raise a good point! you clever girl, you XD
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Tantra_B
Posts: 3019
May 29 2008, 08:49 AM
Roxi: Haha, that I am lovely. That I am :D
victhevamp
Posts: 2303
May 29 2008, 09:34 AM
the slinky joke was from andy, i just quoted it as the best one from his list lol and yup thats a good point that joke doesnt work very well does it lol
SomeMorbidKid
Posts: 2574
May 29 2008, 09:37 AM
Hehe it seems we've claimed yet another topic and are proceeding to fill it with irrelevant talk :P
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Tantra_B
Posts: 3019
May 29 2008, 11:11 AM
Vic: Aww well you tried :P - Long live taking the piss out of chavs :P Roxi: Haha, it's because we can :D
SomeMorbidKid
Posts: 2574
May 29 2008, 02:25 PM
Tantra: hear hear! long live taking the piss out of chavs! do you have themost posts? XD
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Tantra_B
Posts: 3019
May 31 2008, 09:44 AM
Yep - after this one. 350 :D

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