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no way not happening i am the most un funny person ever.. the only time people laugh at my jokes is when i don't mean them too :(

Ohh :(

Why doesn't Viagra work on chavs? Cos they only get hard when they've got ten mates behind them. What's the difference between roadkill and a dead chav? Roadkill has skid marks in front of it. I was walking home last night when some chav jumped out and drew a knife on me. The little fucker used permanent marker and it was a bastard to wash off. Two chavs race their Novas off a cliff to see who hits the bottom first. Who wins? Society. What's the most confusing day of the year for a chav? Father's day. Two chavs in a car going 80 mph. Who's driving? Stevie Wonder, hopefully. What do you call a chav on fire? Blazin'. What do you call a group of chavs on fire? Blazin' Squad. None of these are mine so i can not take any credit, jokes are sourced from www.sickipedia.org

Haha love them!

I was walking home last night when some chav jumped out and drew a knife on me. The little fucker used permanent marker and it was a bastard to wash off. LOL that one is ace, great jokes :D

What do you call a burberry snowball? A chavalanche. chavs: Are you available to come to a charity pancake competition on Shrove Tuesday? The organisers have the pans and the ingredients they just need a tosser. A chav is talking to an Oxford graduate. He asks "Where are you from?" The graduate replies, "I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions." chav, "OK, where are you from, CUNT?" A chav's daughter was just about to go out. The mum shouts, "if you're not in bed by midnight, come home!" An 18 year old chav gets caught burgling a house and goes to prison. When he gets there, he's taken to his cell where he meets his cell-mate, an 18 stone bruiser covered in tattoos. Once the door is locked, this monster sits there staring at the youngster, who is becoming very nervous. Eventually, the prisoner breaks the silence. "Do you want to play mummies and daddies with me?" he growls. Scared to anger him, the chav whimpers "o.... o.k." "Good. now... do you want to be mummy or daddy?" thinking fast, he replies "Erm, I'll be the daddy." "Right. Now come over here and suck mummy's cock." A man walks into a pub and straight away the barman says, bloody hell dave, where have you been? dave replies ive been in prison mate, got nicked for burning a load of chavs with petrol oh god replies the barman, what did you get? well dave answers about 8 to the gallon In a recent survey, Britain's chavs were asked if they wanted the Pound or the Euro as their currency. They said neither, and that they'd prefer to stick with the giro. How do you make a chav take off his socks? Ask him to count to twenty.

Cheers SelfHater for this joke: "Why doesn't Viagra work on chavs? Cos they only get hard when they've got ten mates behind them." I've been telling everyone at college it :D

"A chav's daughter was just about to go out. The mum shouts, "if you're not in bed by midnight, come home!" "How do you make a chav take off his socks? Ask him to count to twenty." Haha! Ah you managed to find some pretty good jokes :D Nice one! Really put a smile on my face xD

haha anytime tantra b. they are all taken from www.sikipedia.org some good jokes, some bad, none politically correct really. but still its allways a laugh

Chav jokes are so much funnier than emo jokes! Mmmm then again I'm not a chav :D

i think its because chavs are not very good at taking criticism. you know many of them have poor vocabulary, not very well educated. im not saying that the emo culture is the most educated, intelligent culture around however, generally there is a better ilk of person within said culture, who can take criticism slightly better.

Never even heard any emo jokes except the ones at the start of the topic :P yay, we're not funny XD

did you know that with all the global warming, they reckon that 20 million chavs worldwide will drown? on a more serious note, my snowmans just melted :'(

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:( aww, poor snowman. Shame about those chavs XD

want something funny go on you tube and watch chav's on the moon

LOL taht is great!

i no mate showed it leods of chavs and it pissed them off

ahahahaha thats made me laugh so hard. i nearly wee'd myself

lol that was pretty good..