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'Cause mostly I've been sprawled on these cathedral steps While spitting out the blood and screaming Someone save us HEAVEN HELP US, by My Chemical Romance

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victhevamp
Posts: 2303
Chav jokes May 21 2008, 02:40 AM
I think everyone has heard the daft emo jokes like "my lawn is so emo it cuts itself" but what about chav jokes?
What do you call a Chav at college? The cleaner
lol anyone know any good ones?

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victhevamp
Posts: 2303
Jun 21 2008, 05:19 AM
someone always has a valid reason. oooo i dont agree with that, half of the time (not always) its to look cool infront of their mates, you can walk past a chav and they dont say anything...walk past a group of chavs and they prob will say something and i dont count that as a valid reason
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Tantra_B
Posts: 3019
Jun 21 2008, 07:36 AM
I agree with you Vic - it's always when they are in a group of 3/4 or even more. I don't see how they can have a valid reason for shouting abuse when all you're doing is walking past them minding your own business? :s
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xXeMoRaCeRXx
Posts: 18346
Jun 21 2008, 08:42 AM
Is because of how someone looks a valid reason for beating them to death? I think not.
Deleted User
Jun 21 2008, 12:01 PM
Quote me where I said beat them to death, please.. I'd like to see where I said that.
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xXeMoRaCeRXx
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Jun 22 2008, 10:10 AM
It's a question for discussion following cases such as Sophie Lancaster
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frankiiee
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Jul 22 2008, 01:33 PM
occasional deisre wtf r u doin on this site if ur against stereotyping??
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Tantra_B
Posts: 3019
Jul 22 2008, 07:40 PM
Erm..... ^^; Many people are against it I think, I know I don't like being stereotyped. Just the other day someone on msn says "What are you?" So I said, "what?" and they were like "Chav, emo, skater etc" Man it was awful! I don't mind calling chavs, chavs though. Call me a hypocrite all you like, I can't stand them >.
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InvisableGirl
Posts: 63
Aug 20 2008, 06:35 PM
Please no one kill me for asking this but.... ermm.... What's a chav. I know what an emo gangstar prep and nerd is but i haven't heard the word chav at my school.
victhevamp
Posts: 2303
Aug 21 2008, 09:28 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav theres ya go, i keep forgeting that chav is only used in the uk, so weird isnt it as everyone in uk is always talking about them lol
victhevamp
Posts: 2303
Aug 21 2008, 09:29 AM
what they call them at your school?
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InvisableGirl
Posts: 63
Aug 21 2008, 11:01 AM
OH, uhmmm... I've never seen one...I think. I'm just guessing but i think we call them trailer trash. That kinda pretty much describes them.
victhevamp
Posts: 2303
Aug 21 2008, 03:26 PM
haha too true :D
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InvisableGirl
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Aug 21 2008, 03:42 PM
Lol. :)...
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WitherdRose
Posts: 1459
Aug 27 2008, 08:44 AM
HEHE...XD, I love the jokes; I'm rubbish with jokes so I shall spare you reading any of mine.
victhevamp
Posts: 2303
Aug 27 2008, 05:07 PM
ooohh go on i wana hear them :D
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WitherdRose
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Aug 28 2008, 12:30 AM
no really i'm one of these people that if I try to be funny; I am the worst most unfunny person ever i just do random stupid stuf and then your be laughing. I'm funny when I try not to be!
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WitherdRose
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Aug 28 2008, 12:30 AM
no really i'm one of these people that if I try to be funny; I am the worst most unfunny person ever i just do random stupid stuf and then your be laughing. I'm funny when I try not to be!
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xXstiTChesXx
Posts: 8
Nov 03 2008, 01:42 PM
My mate has become a chav what can i do? answer is shoot him before it is too late
victhevamp
Posts: 2303
Nov 04 2008, 10:21 AM
lol shooting him is a bit harsh, try and persuade him to rock by making him listen to the music :D
SomeMorbidKid
Posts: 2574
Nov 04 2008, 11:16 AM
I wanna hear your jokes Naomi! I don't care how bad they are :P

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