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Emo Pictures - Vybz
Vybz
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Jokes :) Jan 09 2011, 05:37 PM
Share Jokes you get in emails/ or hear from friends here! corny jokes will do as well! I found this one kinda funny! A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy.'

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haloweenonchristmas
Posts: 92
Jan 09 2011, 07:38 PM
Wanna hear a joke? Justin Beiber
Emo Pictures - Vybz
Vybz
Posts: 1466
Jan 10 2011, 05:32 AM
lol lol xD Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?' 'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies.
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xSUICIDEBLOODx
Posts: 7253
Jan 10 2011, 05:52 AM
ok here comes an adult joke : morning: 2 eggs evening: 2 pegs night: 2 legs xD sorry i hope that anyone aren't offended by this thou :] that's my kind of homour its kinda raw and dirty lol xD x
haloweenonchristmas
Posts: 92
Jan 10 2011, 06:02 AM
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, ‘How much for one of those Barbie’s in the display window?’ The salesperson answers, ‘Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95′. The amazed father asks: ‘It’s what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?’ The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: ‘Sir…, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken’s Car, Ken’s House, Ken’s Boat, Ken’s Furniture, Ken’s Computer, one of Ken’s Friends, and a key chain made with Ken’s balls.
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xSUICIDEBLOODx
Posts: 7253
Jan 10 2011, 06:06 AM
hahahhaha funny joke :'D <3 what is the definition of old age? when it takes the whole nite to do what u used to do the whole nite :D x
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Vybz
Posts: 1466
Jan 10 2011, 04:38 PM
A cross eye woman bounced into this man and told him “ why don’t you look where you are walking”. The Man looked at her and told her” Why don’t you walk where you are looking!”
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Vybz
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Jan 16 2011, 02:55 PM
Karin and Halloween.. you two are such good fun to share jokes with! I got another one! - no offence to any blondes." but here we go.. a blonde joke! Blonde goes to see Doctor to find out if she's pregnant or not! Doctor says to blonde: Congragulations you are pregnant! Blonde: YES I AM SOOOO HAPPY Doctor: Even better news you are going to have twins! Blonde cries! Doctor; Why are you crying? Don't you want twins? Blonde: It's not that.. it's just I don't know who the second father is
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xSUICIDEBLOODx
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Jan 16 2011, 03:02 PM
thanks stephen :) u r funney to :] and that joked was really funney hahah here's another joke: -What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? -Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money. xd hahhaha <3 x
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xEvilEmox
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May 09 2011, 12:15 AM
Boy goes to a strip club; His mom gets angry and asks him: "did you see anything there that you were not supposed to see?" Boy replies: "yes, I saw Dad"!
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xEvilEmox
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May 09 2011, 12:24 AM
Bruno Mars had a "GRENADE" and Taio Cruz had "DYNAMITE" and they threw them to Katy Perry who exploded like a "FIREWORK"! The bang was so loud the Black Eyed Peas forgot "THE TIME" while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying "WHAT'S MY NAME" and then Eminem looked around saying "I AM NOT AFRAID" Then Willow Smith started to "WHIP" her HAIR" which scared the Far East Movement and they started to fly "LIKE A G6" and in the end NELLY woke up saying it was only "JUST A DREAM"!!

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