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Emo Pictures - Vybz
Vybz
Posts: 1466
Corny Jokes Feb 04 2010, 11:52 AM
Share some corny jokes here ^^ ( must be corny) like... Q:why did the chicken cross the road A: to get to the other side I heard some this morning that really made me sigh Joke These are some headlines found in a newspaper Man kills self before killing wife and kids Typhoon rips through cemetery, hundreds dead.

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Emo Pictures - Eve_Eve
Eve_Eve
Posts: 75
Feb 05 2010, 02:29 AM
lmao! That 1st joke is so "mockingly" funny!! xD I hope these are corny enough :P # A guy opened the fridge and saw a jelly shaking inside! He said (speaking to the jelly): calm down dude, I'm only here to drink water!! # Teacher: what did the Roman army do after they crossed the river? student: they dried their clothes! # A guy was playing with a bomb! his friend said to him: be careful not to make it explode. He replied: it's okay, I have another one in my pocket! # Teacher: where was Shakespeare born? Student: in page 35 sir!
LipsOfDeceit
Posts: 2168
Feb 19 2010, 02:09 PM
the cemetery one made me laugh. >_<
Emo Pictures - xEvilEmox
xEvilEmox
Posts: 264
Feb 24 2010, 10:50 PM
^_^ * What TV station do bees watch ? Bee bee c one! * What do you call a Russian flea ? A Moscow-ito ! * A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?""No."A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg."I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!" the man says indignantly:"That's not my dog!"
LipsOfDeceit
Posts: 2168
Mar 01 2010, 08:42 AM
How do you find a blind man in a room of nudists... . . . . . It's not hard. I probably laughed to much at that... >_<
Emo Pictures - xXeMoRaCeRXx
xXeMoRaCeRXx
Posts: 18332
Mar 01 2010, 01:00 PM
It could be though lol. What do you call an afghan virgin Mever bin laid on
Emo Pictures - eleventynine
eleventynine
Posts: 533
Mar 01 2010, 02:34 PM
HAHAHAAHA!^ mat thats a good one i dont have any jokes :(
xXxDestinyMassacexXx
Posts: 47
Mar 16 2010, 09:14 AM
what kid of bees make milk?.......... BooBEES
Emo Pictures - xXeMoRaCeRXx
xXeMoRaCeRXx
Posts: 18332
Mar 16 2010, 03:49 PM
haha!!
Emo Pictures - nikkiwest
nikkiwest
Posts: 2440
Mar 21 2010, 05:51 PM
i dunno if this one is corny but its my favorite joke two muffins are baking in an oven one muffin turns to the other and says is it just me or is it hot in here the other muffin says holy shit a talking muffin :) :D
Emo Pictures - EyeWings
EyeWings
Posts: 287
Feb 15 2015, 04:50 PM
What do you call a Nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile
Emo Pictures - xXeMoRaCeRXx
xXeMoRaCeRXx
Posts: 18332
Feb 16 2015, 12:39 PM
^Haha good one :p

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