Can you grant me one last wish?
Play russian roulette as we kiss,
I’ll be your cheap novelty,
Blow your brains out on me. Choke On This, by Senses Fail
Edward Dracula
16 / Male / Tczew, Poland
Straight / Single
Member since:
May 11, 2025
Last online:
Mar 20, 2026
Current rating: 9.3/10 (16 votes cast)
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About Me
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greetings, whoever visits this page. I go with the name Edward, you may call me Ed, Eddie, that vampire faggot, whatever you want. I'm a big music and tea fan, I also play a lot of games! sometimes I am open and talkative, sometimes I'm quiet and not really enthusiastic. pancakes.
Favourite Music
i really am into almost anything but modern rap and pop cuz they're soulless to me. Anyway, my favourite band of all time is Iron Maiden!
Favourite Films / TV / Books
Fight Club, Spiderman 1994, The Snatch, JJBA, Gurren Lagann, Samurai Champloo, TMNT, Cowboy Bebop, Tokyo Ghoul(manga), Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and many others I'm too lazy to write it and most of the films, books and cartoons are russian/soviet so you guys may not recognise them :P
Education / Occupation
first liceum in Gdańsk, humanitarian class since I hate maths!!
Who I'd Like To Meet
oh, I have quite a list of requirements. Five bloody commandments.
1. don't pretend to be something you're not, that means - a poser.
dude I fucking hate people "oh let people live their lives" yet when you dare express your opinion and hate someone (which is your life to live btw) they don't want it and say you're horrible kill yourself etc etc, then you dare say about a person that is not a cis or straight or happens to not be white, then you're homophobic, transphobic and racist all of a sudden. Can people finally learn to fucking understand that hating on queer people because they've done horrible things and are generally bloody insufferable and hating on queer people because they're queer is not the fucking same no seriously can we just do that??? oh and also the mighty "its kinda miserable to hate on kids" ah yeeeeeesssss I love when minors get the immunity from hate just because they're fucking minors, then maybe don't hate on me because of my opinions??? im 16, you know!!! fuckass bloody miserable people who are chronically online and dont do shit but being unemployed and hate on others while defending the ones who are like them of that same hate because "that's not the same", grow up you fucking morons. Sorry for my flaming ass, had to cool it down
actually, Im gonna rant. Yesterday I've had a great walk with a friend of mine, it was fun as he's an amazing and funny lad, but today.. As I said, I'm feeling quite down. I'm worried, for some reason. I've noticed that mostly only people that annoy me message me. All the time. I message the ones who intetest me, but they don't respond as they dont have time, yet I respond whenever I can and despite all that I do. I am starting to get bored by even my favourite games, which I understand why happens. I think Im gonna stick to night walks for now. The nature and the architecture truly are beautiful. Returning to the messages, about people who interest me, I send them lots of memes, trying to strike a spark to strike a conversation. There's a pretty girl in my school that I wanna get acquaintanced better with, but she's constantly busy, so I spam her, which, I know, may be annoying, and she put an end to it today just asking to leave her alone, which I, once again, understand, and yet, damn, that stings and hurts, kinda. I dont know. school makes it worse Sometimes I wish everybody left me alone. thanks for listening whoever reads that. I feel like an uninteresting, pathetic sneeze of a weirdo.
speaking to people is sometimes so bloody difficult, like, bro, you folks are all awesome, but there are SOME people who you tell ONE THING wrong even if its a joke (literally have a friend whom I told fuck you (not seriously and not after we were arguing horribly)) and almost the whole day went fucking ass ┻┻︵ヽ(`Д´)ノ︵┻┻ like bro I understand hearing go fuck yourself is not all shits and giggles but you've told me things that are much bloody worse WTF
this is some fucking bullshit. Yesterday we had theatre which costed around 50zł, which is 10£ or 14$. And I'll tell you what - it was some fucking bullshit! I am GLAD I did NOT come, as it was something you can barely call a spectacle - some mf sits in the middle of the room and people have got to ask shit. The plot is oooh he is a middle schooler(like us) and uhhh he sees bullying but aint sure it is bullying and no no i am a bloody pussy i dont wanna get involved and beat by them bloody bullies. WOW, so deep! Interactive theatre has GOT to be bottom 5 things oat >:( it also lasted for TWO BLOODY HOURS!!! this shit sucks. I told you everything I had to sharez, peace